Macam Ayam dgn Itik bercakap

This is very unique.

Its a reflexology center. They are having promotion 40% off.

Entering the premis...

Like im in China.

their staff cannot understand Malay nor English

most of them my friend said is from China.

 

And to my very session.

we are communicating.

though not fluent speaker, but i can at least understand.

And suprisingly i did follow instruction.

And i understand but do no how to reply back.

That is funny. Somemore she is a native speaker.

and she really think i can understand chinese

because of our first conversation

 

i ask where is the toilet.

blur....hand signal?

'i tot she cannot understand toilet.

then i ask

where is the washroom

she started calling her friend

then i ask where is the restroom?

she is yelling now....( in chinese-- i interprete as..mei..i dnt understand what she is talking!!)

on hearing this..

immediately i ask

cesuo nali?

hahahahhahaha............................she escort me to the ladies.

 

Lucky i take mandarin class back in uni time.

Cant believe i still can remember those word..

 

she ask me to lie down,

asking me wheter it hurt or not.

ask me to hang out the cloth

even told me that she needs to wash her hand

come back she said.

yi yi qi.

what? oh...she is pointing out her employee number, i didnt saw name there.

i ask back.

ni jiao shen me?

bla bla bla.. i only pick up.. wo jioa ah hua.

oooo

last but not least, asking me wheter i felt comfort or not after massage.

 

and my answer is --bu shufu.

hahha.....

not comfort. 

 

she ask back y?

now i do no how to talk back.

I ask my chinese friend help.

'i like the massage but i did not like the environment'

 

haha.out of the total conversation it really helpful to recognized the key word.

 

This makes me remember Eloisa

A lot of people think that she is Sabahan though actually she is a Filipino.

Users been talking malay languange to her and often she come to see me and ask me to translate.

If she stay longer, i could pickup tagalog.

common words like

 

salamat-hi

mahal-love

alam-knowing

sarap-delicious

pinoy ako- unformal way of saying im a filipino.

 

100 Yen Shop Snow Ice / Ben10 Kids Cartoon Underwear

100 Yen shop ni tak jauh dari office Ummi.
First time dulu2 walid yang bawak Ummi jelajah ke 100 Yen shop ni masa tu kat Puchong.
Rata2 barang berharga RM5 more or less camtula.
Walid tahu pasal kedai ni pun sebab kebetulan dia g Jepun lawat Kakcik dulu~slalu masuk kedai ni, so kt Malaysia pun ada franchise dia.
Menarik.....
Dari segi barang2 mmg byk yang dari Jepunlah.
Selain barang ade jugak Snow Ice ni. ehehe.
Ini kawan yg ajak try.



yang takda dalam chocolate and perisa baru tu tembikai susu

nak tahu lebih detail boleh tgk sini -->http://www.snowice-siig.com/

Kali ni bila Ummi masuk pulak 100 Yen shop yang dekat Office ni.
Kelakar jugak.
Dalam byk2 keropok jepun, perkakasan dapur jepun, toys jepun..ape2 la jepun tu ade pulak kat corner kedai ni.. eheheh Cartoon kids Underwear / briefs / boxer. Ade byk choice lak tu. Nak Ben10,Thomas,Princess,Naruto. (~ini dari jepun jugak ker? rasa mcm tak jer~)

Anak Ummi byk kali dah mintak belikan dia sped**.. ahahhahaa.. dia kata sakitla pakai Pampers.
''Kalau beli spend** Ben10 nanti Muadz jadi KUAT!'' (klakar la Muadz ni)

Actually tak nak ajar dia pakai pampers dah, sebab dia da tau da pandai cakap nak kencing, nak berak nak pergi toilet. Ummi nak beli Kids Underwear takut kang Muadz tak pakai. or myb too early.
Sekarang Muadz da 3 thn. So..Muadz belajar2 la eh tak nak pakai pampers dah tau.

Ummi beli tuk Muadz Ben10 RM15.90, online Ummi tgk price dia ade yg jual RM14,RM 15,RM17..itu masih lagi exclude postage. campur postage lagi RM6. mahal jugak tu.



Stokin tuk Muadz. Ini RM5.90, Online Ummi tgk rata2 harga dia RM5. buy more of course ade discount lah.

 dah ade terselit barang ni kat 100 Yen shop tu, Ummi beli ajela. nak pergi pasar malam nak cari ntah bila ntah. Mana tahu pasar malam punya lagi murah.

Ben10 n Thomas Birthday Cake For Muadz

Excited sebab baru tempah kek kat http://loveliana-online.blogspot.com/ utk birthday Muadz ke 3 thn. Yay!

Ummi ingat nak order yang macam ni utk Muadz..

 Ade gambar Ben10

kek thomas pun ada. 

 

 

Akhirnya,

Ummi pilih default-Choclate Cake Moist ngan buttercream plus Edible Image Thomas plus Ben10 plus photo Muadz...Tgkla mcm mana transformation nyer nanti. all inclusive price 1kg=RM95, 2kg RM150. Tak berani amik 2kg sebab tak pernah try lagi. Ahak!.Kek dia mmg cantik2 n kreatif2 belaka.  

Paling best. Rumah tuan tanah http://loveliana-online.blogspot.com/ tak jauh pun ngan rumah Ummi. Ummi je tak tahu. InsyaAllah boleh repeat order. Even terpk nak menambah skill nak join baking class pulak. Rumah dah dekat dah ni.

 Actually nak tempah kek yang grand2 mmg boleh, tapi memikirkan nanti balik tepeng ade kenduri doa selamat lagi cum April join birthday celebration lagi, Ummi bayangkan should ade 3 bijik kek minimum satu mesti default Secret Recipe punya.  

Jadi..tak perlulah order yang besar n grand2 sgt. Karang byk sgt kek tak habis-habis makan. Belum lagi junk food, belum lagi kenduri punya food. Laksa n Cendol n ABC tu hidangan wajib kalau balik Tepeng. Oh No! Ummi on diet.

I Need Colors!!!

 

I need colors..or colour what ever it is its the same.

I am sick with dull colour already.

Colors in me. :)

Sing a song and sing along!

Colors make me happy
Everywhere I go.

The world is like a rainbow.

Puttin' on a beautiful show. Oh!

Puttin' on a beautiful show.

Looking around makes me smile

And how colorful the world can be.

From a snowflake to a butterfly,

Colors are beautiful to me.

Colors make me happy

Everywhere I go.

The world is like a rainbow.

Puttin' on a beautiful show. Oh!

Puttin' on a beautiful show.

My clothes come in colors.

Sometimes I'm feeling red.

Somedays I'm feeling yellowish

Or purple or pink instead.

Colors make me happy

Everywhere I go.

The world is like a rainbow.

Puttin' on a beautiful show. Oh!

Puttin' on a beautiful show.

Eyes come in different colors.

So do the birds that fly.

The forests comes in of many greens.

And look at all the colors in the sky.

Colors make me happy

Everywhere I go.

The world is like a rainbow.

Puttin' on a beautiful show. Oh!

Puttin' on a beautiful show.
 
 
Wuhuuu~~ Song n Lyric taken from Barney . :)

Njoy.

love color? colorful is it?

is this my heart felt like rainblow?

Exam Stress and IMS (Irritable Male Syndrome)

Pernah amik exam?
Tahu tak rasa betapa stressnyer kalau nak amik exam?
Tahu tak stressnyer preparation untuk amik exam?
Stress. Exam Stress.

This entry specificly is for men.

Have heard of IMS ?
What often triggers IMS is ACUTE or CHRONIC stress. More like a male
menopause syndrome tapi affect men at all age. and.. not like woman
monthly they have PMS, this..could be all the time.

Yes, stress in a modern life style dah jadik macam norm!~Normal.
Prices that need to pay nowadays.

Men,tend to taking out their frustrations on those who are closest to
them. CLOSEST!
Stress begini, patutkah orang keliling jadi mangsa?

Second, men's irritability, blame, and anger seem excessive and more
explosive. Wow, tanya sikit soalan remeh2 suddenly out of nowhere tak
pasal2 kene herdik or at least didowngrade kan. 'He jump down to his
throat!' Yelling!
Patutkah mereka ini dimarah hanya sebab kesalahan yang remeh?

Patutkah ?

What is IMS ?

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable, and irritable?
A: Normal.

Q: How can you tell if a man has Irritable Male Syndrome?
A: You ask him to pass the salt, and he yells, "Take, take,
take—that's all you ever do!"

You? Terpinga-pinga. (apa salah aku?)

These are the symptoom:
in humans, caused by a drop in the male hormone testosterone include:

Anger and social withdrawal
Irritability
Hypersensitivity
Anxiety
Mood swings
Depression
Stomach cramps
Hot flashes
Lack of libido
Back and head aches

Have time to explore more? Here. I ask Mr Wiki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_male_syndrome

I ask Mr Google.

http://www.enotalone.com/article/4840.html

IMS :What Is It and Is It Real?. The Irritable Male Syndrome: Managing
the Four Key Causes of Depression and Aggression

Men, IMS can create havoc in your life and those who love you as well.
(truely agree. Those who loved you were also affected -directly)

It is norm sometimes u felt stress.
Just dont let either IMS or PMS ruined your beautiful healthy married
life,family and ur loved one also those who love you.

16 April 2011-Muadz visit to Pusat Sains Negara

It's Muadz birthday!!!
Walid bagi Muadz ntah ape name tu..excavator? Walid beli yang ade remote control so Muadz play pretend ajela.

backhoe excavator ? ntah...tapi macam nilah rupanya yang walid beli tu, smaller version of course. ehhe.

Actual plan nak ke Zoo  Negara. So nanti entry ni bolehla jadi Muadz visit to the Zoo.
Sekarang sudah change plan memandangkan keadaan cuaca yang tak berapa mengizinkan,
kalau pergi Zoo time hujan buat ape. xbestla. binatang pun tak nak keluar.

Kebetulan tgh berlangsung pameran dinasour.
Entry ticket RM 10 per adult. Kanak2 less than 4yrs old free.


Tengok jangan tak tengok.


First time pergi sini Muadz baru 8 minggu kot. ehehe. dalam perot Ummi lagi. (ade gambo ntah mane hilang time preggy tu tangkap gambar kt sini -pusat sains).

Muadz mula2 excited la. tgk Fish. Meneroka alam sains.
Walid dia pun excited jugak. Sebelum Muadz boleh try Walid dia try dulu.
ehehe..Ummi n Aqilah..tengok2 saje.
dah masuk ke runag pameran dinosour.Ade pameran ade 2 section, karnivor section n herbivor section.
 Macam2 bunyi mengaum yang keluar.
*bunyi dinasour mengaum tu serammm jugak laa..*
Mmg la Muadz ni jadik penakut.
Anak orang lain tgk cool ajer.
Bila bawk Muadz suara dia aje dgr jerit 'Tak Nak! Tak Nak!'
Nak kene gelak la dgn Ummi ngan Walid.
tapi tak nak paksa jugak. riso kang dia trauma lak. Buatnyer mimpi ngeri malam2 sapa yang susah.

Silalah tgk gambar, byk gamba dinasour aje, Ummi tak leh nak recall ape name dia satu2 tu.

cutela dia ni

ikan dalam aquarium (live fish) ni besar2. 

adik dekat play land sini

scary tul

AUuuuuwmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

Boo!

cutenyer anak2 dia 2 ekor tu .(bergerak2 diorang ni)

Pameran tutup pukul 5. Suprisingly early.

Lepas g Pusat Sains pergi Ikea cari perkakasan dapur then shopping barang dapur kt Tesco.

Whole day outing sampai rumah pun dah dekat pukul 12.

Light Off pukul 1am. Zzzzz.....

Cantik dan Sihat ( I wanted to replace the word 'diet')

Instead of using the word diet yang nampaknya a bit stressful, baik Ummi pakai word, Cantik dan Sihat.

Ye Ummi nak Cantik dan Sihat.Untuk siapa semua ni?

Untuk kesihatan sendiri untuk rumahtangga untuk Walid jugak. :)

Ummi dah sakit hati sangat tengok spare type ni.

rasa nak potong2 buat masak kari. berlemaknyer. ehehhe.

Badan mungkin kurus tapi ade spare type sana sikit sini sikit. Tak cantik lah.

A word from Walid, 

'Orang tu cakap Ida da gemuk ker?' 

'Tak..' 

'Habis tu dia cakap aper?' 

'Dia cakap Ida dah sihat (sehattnyerrrr..)' 

@#$%#%$#..'Hari2 abg tegur itu ini (bla bla bla) tak jadi apa jugak, kenapa bila ada orang lain tegur cakap ida da sihat tetiba berubah?' 

Ntah~~Reverse psikologi kot~(sendiri pelik dgn diri sendiri)

So, start from last week Ummi dah enroll dgn sendiri punya 'Cantik dan Sihat' program. Long term no stress plan.But must implement self-disciplined.

• PB (premium beautiful) yang dah berkepuk dalam almari tu dikeluarkan balik. (Ntah tak tahu berkesan ke tak lagi- da pindah rumah simpan lama baru bwk keluar dari lemari)
• PB ni hadiah dari kawan 3 bulan lepas Ummi dapat Aqilah.Terima kasih sgt kt Peanut. Dia   nak bagi free aje. Ummi tak nak. Ummi byr sikit kat dia.Harga asal dia pun cecah ribu riban.Terharu daku. 
• Start balik amik intake spirulina.suplement (Amik before breakfast). Ini Ummi amik yang Cosway nyer.
• Avoid Ice.
• Avoid nasi (amik nasi separuh ok kot)..ehhee.. Nasi lemak fav Makcik EON~huhuhu~bye bye~
• Air putih 8 gelas sehari.
• PB must wear 8 jam sehari.
• Makan malam tak boleh lebih dari kul 9.
• Bykkan makan sayur n buah2an
• Ummi suka sangat makan Kellogg's Special K.
• Everytime dinner insyaAllah, replace ngan diet ni, dgn buah2.
• Untuk detox, ade la jugak beli Green Apple Diet Tea DCL tu ntah jalan ke tak jalan, tak suka sgt kalau terlalu lawas.So Instead of sehari 2 pack, sehari 1 pack ok kot.
• Setiap kali beli nih, mak rembat dulu mcm mana? ehehe.. nanti beli kat mak satu pack lagi.
• Jamu MAB tu tetap continue.Itu untuk kesihatan dalaman wanita. Rasa2 macam serasi.

Berat sekarang? 60kg kot. Berat tu.Berat tulang. hihi.

Berat masa jumpa Walid ? 52 kg. Kurus n Kecik jer..

Berdoalah Ummi boleh stick to plan yang Ummi sendiri rancang.

Terima kasih bagi support Walid. Support selalu k.

Ummi nak turn self into 'MISS DIAMOND' bling bling -ahak..(mesti walid tak paham)

 Miss 'S' ? ahak. Ni Walid paham kot. Body n Shape like 'S' word. Walk like 'S' also.

 

Alala. merepek ni. Bersyukur atas segala kurniaanNya,
Hopefully lepas ni lebih sihat, lebih ceria.
:)

Doa Sembuh Dari Penyakit

Dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Pemurah Lagi Maha Penyayang

Semoga anak2 Ummi cepat sembuh.

Ummi sendiri dah berjaga 2 malam nak jaga anak2 yang sakit.

Sekarang turn Ummi pulak

Sakit kepala,sakit tekak,

Kalau Ummi nak sakit pun biarlah anak2 Ummi sihat dulu.

Ya Allah, berikanlah aku kekuatan dan kesihatan dan ketabahan untuk menjaga orang2 sekelilingku agar mereka segera sembuh dari sakit.

Amin

Saturday 10-April-2011

Saturday 10-April-2011

Muadz demam, adik pun demam. Mmg dah tahu demam.

Tapi dah janji ngan Muadz nak bawak dia naik tapi (keretapi).

Nak berpatah balik, kesiannya lah pulak sebab tgkkan dia excited. Dah berminggu mintak nak naik keretapi tapi tak dapat.

So, Ummi n walid buat keputusan, pergi lah jugak.

Naik keretapi dari Terminal Bersepadu Selatan ke Midvalley. 

Canggihnya tempat ni. Integrated.Cantik dan anywhere nampak polis bantuan.

Rasa macam dekat KLIA pulak.

Owh..sekarang parking free. Later tak tau bila is RM4 first hour, subsequent Hour RM2. (Wow!)

Menarik. One of the effort yang government buat utk impovekan public service and attract more tourist n prevent ulat2 pengangkutan awam.

Naik tren komuter ke Midvalley pergi balik RM 2 x 2=RM 4.

Tren penuh. Ummi kene berdiri dukung Aqilah.Walid dukung Muadz. Risau jugak jatuh tgh2 orang ramai dalam tren tu Aqilah tak reti duduk dia,.

Dah sampai Midvalley tak tau nak pergi mana sebab intention cuma nak bawak Muadz jalan2 saje. 

Kebetulan Walid ade Voucher Coffe Bean n Tea Leaf.

Ummi order Double Choc Blended (small jer)

Walid order Black Forest Mocha Latte (small jer)

And..Apple Pie kot. 

Alamak..total RM34.60

Mahalnyer. Nasib baik ade Voucher. :p

Duduk tak lama lepas tu nak balik dah la. Singgah Toy r Us kejap.

Bagi Muadz main2. Lepas tu terus jalan balik.

Sebelum naik tren ke TBS, Roti Boy dulu 3. hehe..Favourite.

Sedap makan panas2.

Dulu dia famousla, sekarang ni Ummi rasa dah byk dah roti kopi yang >< setanding dgn roti kopi Roti Boy ni. (Mexican bun eh).

Perjalanan balik tak sesesak sewaktu nak datang.Keluar dari parking gerak balik ke BBB.

Ummi tak sedap hati tgk Muadz n Aqilah, badan dah letih n demam pulak. 

Terus ke An-Nur.

Jumpa Dr bertugas.Lega bila Dr kata lung Muadz ok. sebab dia batuk2.Dgr sakitnya rasa. Tekak Muadz pun bengkak.

Da dapat ubat,Ummi lepas ni kene make sure lah Muadz take medicine dia as per persription, espcially antibiotik tu. Kene Completekan couse dia. 

Kesian anak2 Ummi n Walid ni. 

Cepat sembuh eh sayang.

Next week hari jadi Muadz.

FAILED!!

It really hard to believe it.
But i know this would be the ending.

I take the exam at Iverson Associattes Centerpoint Bandar Utama.
Exam is at 10am i already reached there 8am.

I knew it because i prepared myself for one section only. while less effort in the other section.

It's a big exam,
I pass one section and fail the other.
It has altogether 103 questions to be answered given 150minutes to answer all questions.
One need to pass both section to pass the exam.

I believe i did not put enough effort.
I believe i did not have enough study material.
I believe that if i had done all the setting up and implement it to client site, i will have no problem.
I believe i am not ready yet but were forced since bos cannot wait any longer.
End up i failed. huhuhu.

My other half advised me to retake the exam.
Im tired.
Honestly really tired.
With house core, work and kids. and study.

Let's think positive.
Let's think that i will go back and study again.
Let's think that i will do more practice.
Let's assume though client not need the business function but i will do a practise in our test instance.
Let's think that.

Let's start executing it will ya?  Will ya please not just think?
Let's be a Specialist.
Will later take the Expert and become a Certified Professional.
Will you do that?
Will you do what it's takes to become one ?
This is not about a high pay salary but more toward your satisfaction thereof.
 
Well..depends on what you want in life.

:).

I'm tired.
Let's take a rest.

SEDETIK LEBIH

Di dedikasikan khas untuk suami tersayang,

OST Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa Sedetik Lebih Anuar Zain

Setiap nafas yang dihembus
Setiap degupan jantung
Aku selalu memikirkanmu

Dalam sedar dibuai angan
Dalam tidur dan khayalan
Aku selalu memikirkanmu

Ternyata ku perlukan cinta dari dirimu sayang
Barulah terasa ku bernyawa

Kasihku…ku amat mencintai kamu
Kerana kau beri erti hidup
Ku kan terus mencinta sedetik lebih selepas selamanya

Di kala penuh ketakutan dengan badai kehidupan
Ku bersyukur adanya kamu

Biarlah kehilangan semua yang dimiliki di dunia
Asal masih adanya kamu

Ikhlas,

UmmiSalwa